all my friends are dead

Going to a friends house

Normal people: What a lovely home you have

Me: Whats your wifi password?

Shit. Bye guys. No more internet for me until I have no idea when.

-CREYS-

whitetiffany:

its so hard to care this late in the school year

Mom walks behind me while i'm on tumblr

Her: ARE THOSE BOOBS? WHY IS THAT PICTURE MOVING? WHY ARE THERE BOOBS ON FACEBOOK? I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES! IS THIS SOME KIND OF SEX FACEBOOK? I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE BOOBS ON HERE. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT BOOBS ON FACEBOOK? WHO'S THAT GUY WITH THE TATTOOS? WHERE'S HIS SHIRT?! THERE ARE A LOT OF BREASTS ON THIS SITE REBECCA.

There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.

bowtieaffair:

:3

I love you so much. You mindfucked me. At first I’m here like, “Yes, why not?…. wait. Maybe no… Wait wut.” -reads several times- OH GOD. WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!

giyari replied to your post: Is the answer to this question going to be no?

Haha! Ahh I giggled :)

k-ill:

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

me

I hate being so unpopular on Tumblr

fucking-orochimaru:

kiba-the-homo-ninja:

dear god

/pouts/

It’s cause you are too good for everyone. They’re all intimidated.

peanutbutterandjann:

Someone watch Star Wars and cuddle with me.

yes.

shuddup and take my flours.

Is the answer to this question going to be no?

giyari

dan-kim:

porkot:

OH JASK FAIS LOOKGA TA TJ TSHIFB AS FFACEF I CNATS OFSPT LIUAGHINg IM GONAONAF POISS YM PA NTS

OH NOOOO